Los Angeles—Michael J Fox was arrested Wednesday morning in relation to insider sports betting on DraftKings.
Fox aroused suspicion after achieving a statistically-impossible, perfect record on the site under the username NoChicken.
Authorities found an unusually worn copy of a sports almanac which was just recently printed and which has markings cataloging winning bets Fox has placed since the late 80’s.
“The operating theory is that the Back to the Future films were really documentaries from an original, prime timeline,” said NASA astrophysicist Barry Manilow. “The implications are heavy. It is suspected that we are living in an alternate 2015, as there are no flying cars and there are only four Jaws movies. We can only assume that we are forever stunted as a society. The amount of lives lost due to our lack of progress in technology and medicine is unfathomable. Worst of all, instead of hoverboards, this sad reality is limited to the Swagway.”
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This week it’s the powerful 5th piano concerto by Beethoven. Have a great weekend!
Coming off a short hiatus with this wonderful piano concerto by Mozart. Enjoy!
This week it’s a short harpsichord sonata by Scarlatti, K.525. Have a great weekend!
We’re jumping way back to the Renaissance for this next one. It’s the Sonata No.18 by Giovanni Gabrieli.
Tom Magliozzi, the beloved older half of the popular radio show Car Talk (or if you’re from their neck of the woods, Kah Tawk), passed away yesterday due to complications with Alzheimer’s Disease. I don’t waste very many “perfectly good hours” listening to it, but I have a ball every single time. So long to ya, Tom. Here’s a tribute that was done when the show went off the air in 2012: